Noah: I Always Feel Drunk When I Read Trump Quotes
NOAH: "I know that Trump stays away from alcohol, but every time I read his quotes, it makes me think I'm drunk. I opened this article today and I was, like, man, someone needs to take my keys, I can't drive. I can't drive after this. Now, we could spend time talking about how, in reality, President Trump inherited a robust economy that he really can't take credit for and jobs are going up but we don't have time because later today -- "