Noah: Trump’s Speech Was a Giant Decoy from Reality
NOAH: "Get the (bleep) out of here, man! Are you-- promote clean air and water? Trump, literally that morning, dismantled a bunch of water protection rules. And that's after he allowed mines to dump coal ash into streams, which who in their right mind? Like, who in their right mind thinks that's a good idea? Why would you dump coal ash in streams. Nothing good will come from drinking coal ash, except now we know who farted. It was you, Justin. Everything in the speech-- climate, justice, middle class, corruption-- his whole speech was a giant decoy for what Trump is actually doing. You know what it was like? It was like in one of those heist movies, you know, while the fake blue-tie Donald Trump was distracting with us his speech, the real Trump was behind the scenes pulling off the hit job. And instead of noticing it, we're like those dumb security guards watching the security cameras going, "Does something seem off to you?" "Wait a minute we're all good. He's wearing the blue tie."