Meyers: DeSantis Can’t Blame Biden for Florida’s Covid Surge When They’re a Thousand Miles Away from the Border

‘I’m no scientist, but I do have Google Maps on my phone’


MEYERS: “And I’m no scientist, but I do have Google Maps on my phone, and I’m pretty sure the border has nothing to do with the Florida Covid surge, since the border’s like a thousand miles from Florida you don’t get to blame something that far away for your problems. If a kid in Nebraska throws his Frisbee in the neighbor’s lawn, he can’t say it was caught in the strong winds of la Nina, originally written as el Nino, but then we did some research and found out el Nino soft winds, and we didn’t even hear from you guys in “Corrections” about how I got it wrong.”

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