Fallon: Instead of Vaccine Passports, Just Check Those Annoying Instagram Selfies

‘Yep, the White House said the passports aren’t necessary’


FALLON: “That’s too bad between passport photos and vaccines, CVS could have been the new Amazon. Yep, the White House said the passports aren’t necessary all you have to do is check someone’s Instagram for that annoying vaccine selfie. We got it, calm down slow it up yep, some people said requiring a vaccine passport to fly was an invasion of privacy yeah, then they took off their shoes, showed everyone their laptop, and got patted down by a stranger. “Want me to turn my head and cough? Sure.””

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