Colbert Mocks Trump’s Tweet to China’s Pres. Xi: ‘Quickly and Humanely’ Sounds Like You’re Putting a Pet to Sleep

‘I’m sorry, kids, Hong Kong has hip dysplasia’

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COLBERT: “I’m sorry, kids, Hong Kong has hip dysplasia. And those tanks are just here to take it to a farm upstate.” Second, ending the tweet with “Personal meeting?” Means what?  “My cousin’s a caterer in a very tough business and if you want a tuxedo, he can get it very safely and humanely. Wedding?”

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