Colbert Blasts First Man for Omitting American Flag: ‘C’mon! That’s The Best Part of the Moon Landing!’
First Man is getting pretty good early reviews but some people are outraged because the film omits the iconic placing of the American flag on the Moon. C’mon! That’s the best part of the Moon landing! That’s when America called dibs on the Moon! We all know the solar system is the breakfast buffet and the Moon is the donut we licked! It’s ours now! Even one small lick for man, even more traitorous, Ryan Gosling is Canadian.