Kimmel: I Would Have Gone with ‘Tiny Dancer’ But I’m Not the President

‘I spoke with President Moon of South Korea and asked him how Rocket Man is doing’

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KIMMEL: "President Trump got a lot of mentions but did not make it to the Emmy's last night. He had a meeting at the United Nations. His first U.N. Meeting since taking office. I just assumed he would go to the Epcot on the way to Mar-a-Lago and say he met all the countries at the it's a small world ride. On Twitter, he came up with a new nickname for the leader of North Korea. He tweeted, 'I spoke with President Moon of South Korea and asked him how Rocket Man is doing. Long gas lines forming in Korea, too bad.' He named Kim Jong-un after an Elton John song, 'Rocket Man.' I would have gone with 'Tiny Dancer,' but I'm not the president."

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